Song 4 - L.O.V.E

L is for this lovely food we eat

A is for amazing cuts of meat

M is for the many, recipes you carry

B is also for the bones that can be boiled some more and

Lamb is perfect for a meal for two

Lamb is also great in irish stew

Soups are great with lamb meat

as with noodles, it's a real treat

Lamb, goes great with anything!

Lamb, goes great with anything!

Song 3 - Everything

It's Buble time.

I'm a mastermind, I'm intelligent so

there's my getaway plan, I am good to go.

It's a perfect heist, I cannot be stopped

but then everything just flopped.

I was in the bank, and I got the cash

And I was ready to make my escape back to my stash

I did not expect, this real twist of fate

cause this new hitch, I did not calculate.

Cause then came Superman, and then he crushed my hand

It hurt like hell, it was a fail

he looked at me, and then he hauled my ass to jail.

I did not stay down, I planned my escape

I just can't bear to, be stuck in this shape

so my master plan, just like Prison Break

will get me out of here make no mistake.

Once I get outside, I'll be free at last

my accomplice has a van outside to leave real fast

so by the time they know that I've disappeared,

Mexico's north border I'd have cleared.

But then came Superman, and then he smashed our van

So back to jail, back in my cell,

it is no use, I can't escape, oh what the hell.

so la la la la la la la

so la la la la la la la

I hate you superman, I'll kill you when I can

I'll have revenge, eventually

It might take months, it might take years, so just you see!

The day has come - where I have become

your arch enemy.

So bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha

Bwa ha ha ha ha... HA HA HA HA HA HA!

Song 2 - Jalur Gemilang

Time for some Malaysian related parodies.

Well everybody thinks they know this song

but when they sing it they get it all wrong

on Merdeka day, we'll sing anyway

even though all of us don't know what to say.

That doesn't stop us from trying to sing

it's clear to all that we don't know a thing

so we just make it up, or we just shut up

and we'll wait for the chorus to come up.

But until then we will try to hum along

and make it seem like we know the song

until the part we can shout as one

come on join in, it's a lot of fun!

JALUR GEMILANG - are the only words we know

JALUR GEMILANG - back to silence we will go

sing la la la, or bla bla bla

just fill it up and wait for the next line.

JALUR GEMILANG - look how confident we roar

JALUR GEMILANG - oh, no, wait not anymore

so that's for you, we know it's true

just sing those two words and you will be fine.

(repeat)

We will be fine

as long as we,

we know the line -

'JALUR GEMILANG'

Song 1 - Jack's Lament

Welcome to lyric parodies. This website will showcase all sorts of tunes with alternative lyrics. Feel free to sing them with the originals!

First up, Jack's Lament from the Nightmare before Christmas.

There are few who deny

at what we do we are the best

just call Jack's Plumbing Services and see.

We clear blocks in the day

and fix blocks in the night

And we only charge a minimal fee.

We work twenty four seven

every day of the year

And we don't even take a Christmas break!

For we do understand

you might need a hand

just in case that on that day there springs a leak.

And block after block

we remove them all

and we're at your door

with a single call

And I, JACK

the plumbing king

will guarantee we'll fix everything.

Oh call us now for special rates

for any job between these dates

Our service runs around the clock

for any leak, repair or block.

I am skilled with the wrench and the tools on the bench

and so are all the workers in my crew

We are chiefs of equipment, specialists with alignment

rest assured a perfect job we'll always do.

And since there is a need to be skilled as with speed

to prevent continued complications

our plumbing fixes are the quickest by far

we'll exceed all of your expectations.

So don't fear, the plumbing crew is here

with the very top of the men on the job

we'll be there in a flash, you can count on us all day

we'll fix it all up and be on our way.

Oh discount rates available now

with prices that will make you 'wow!'

We guarantee the best of the best

as long as you call J-P-S.