Wednesday, August 4, 2010

Song 1 - Jack's Lament

Welcome to lyric parodies. This website will showcase all sorts of tunes with alternative lyrics. Feel free to sing them with the originals!

First up, Jack's Lament from the Nightmare before Christmas.

There are few who deny
at what we do we are the best
just call Jack's Plumbing Services and see.
We clear blocks in the day
and fix blocks in the night
And we only charge a minimal fee.

We work twenty four seven
every day of the year
And we don't even take a Christmas break!
For we do understand
you might need a hand
just in case that on that day there springs a leak.

And block after block
we remove them all
and we're at your door
with a single call

And I, JACK
the plumbing king
will guarantee we'll fix everything.

Oh call us now for special rates
for any job between these dates
Our service runs around the clock
for any leak, repair or block.

I am skilled with the wrench and the tools on the bench
and so are all the workers in my crew
We are chiefs of equipment, specialists with alignment
rest assured a perfect job we'll always do.
And since there is a need to be skilled as with speed
to prevent continued complications
our plumbing fixes are the quickest by far
we'll exceed all of your expectations.

So don't fear, the plumbing crew is here
with the very top of the men on the job
we'll be there in a flash, you can count on us all day
we'll fix it all up and be on our way.

Oh discount rates available now
with prices that will make you 'wow!'
We guarantee the best of the best
as long as you call J-P-S.







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