Tuesday, October 5, 2010

Song 6 - Under the sea

Here's more Disney parodying. This is also a little teaser of a much bigger project - 'Jonah: The Musical', currently being written by yours truly. Enjoy. (Contains some references to jokes in the script, and Malay words)


The storm winds are blowing crazy
Rain is pouring down like mad
The cloud conditions are hazy
the sky it's lookin' real bad
Just look at what he has brought us
We are going to capsize
There is not much choice left for us
we'll listen to his advice

Into the sea
Into the sea
Get rid of Jonah
when he's a gone-a
we'll be set free
If we don't throw him we will die
it's better him than you or I
Though he cannot swim
we gonna throw him
into the sea

The boat it-a keep on rocking
Takin' water on the deck
The cargo, it keep on soaking
down there it look like a wreck
Sailing for a twenty years now
no such problem of this kind
For sure it is Jonah's fault now
let's get rid of his behind!

Into the sea
into the sea
say we don't know him
grab him and throw him
nobody see!
No need more time to wait and think
we got to act before we sink
no need a fetter
just throw this fella
into the sea
into the sea
no better reason
no better season
if you ask me
This storm is going to kill us all
it's better one man take the fall
I want to live so
Jonah has to go
Into the sea

His God told him go
but he ran away
Quite stupid I know
so he's here today
And now we in hell
we go down as well
The boat it going to crash
We ask what to do
he said throw him in
we don't have a clue 
so we listening
So now we prepare
To buang him in there
Ready?
BOB : I KNOW ENGLISH!
*facepalm*

Into the sea
Into the sea
when Jonah drops
maybe the rain stops
naturally
We don't have anything to lose
this ain't no 5 star luxury cruise
all us together
get Jonah wetter
into the sea
throw his belongings
and all his stockings
into the sea
it's a no brainer
it can't be plainer
don't know why we here
din' do this earlier
He is a gone-a
Throw mister Jonah
INTO THE SEA!

(all scream)

*SPLASH*