Song 6 - Under the sea

Here's more Disney parodying. This is also a little teaser of a much bigger project - 'Jonah: The Musical', currently being written by yours truly. Enjoy. (Contains some references to jokes in the script, and Malay words)

The storm winds are blowing crazy

Rain is pouring down like mad

The cloud conditions are hazy

the sky it's lookin' real bad

Just look at what he has brought us

We are going to capsize

There is not much choice left for us

we'll listen to his advice

Into the sea

Into the sea

Get rid of Jonah

when he's a gone-a

we'll be set free

If we don't throw him we will die

it's better him than you or I

Though he cannot swim

we gonna throw him

into the sea

The boat it-a keep on rocking

Takin' water on the deck

The cargo, it keep on soaking

down there it look like a wreck

Sailing for a twenty years now

no such problem of this kind

For sure it is Jonah's fault now

let's get rid of his behind!

Into the sea

into the sea

say we don't know him

grab him and throw him

nobody see!

No need more time to wait and think

we got to act before we sink

no need a fetter

just throw this fella

into the sea

into the sea

no better reason

no better season

if you ask me

This storm is going to kill us all

it's better one man take the fall

I want to live so

Jonah has to go

Into the sea

His God told him go

but he ran away

Quite stupid I know

so he's here today

And now we in hell

we go down as well

The boat it going to crash

We ask what to do

he said throw him in

we don't have a clue 

so we listening

So now we prepare

To buang him in there

Ready?

BOB : I KNOW ENGLISH!

*facepalm*

Into the sea

Into the sea

when Jonah drops

maybe the rain stops

naturally

We don't have anything to lose

this ain't no 5 star luxury cruise

all us together

get Jonah wetter

into the sea

throw his belongings

and all his stockings

into the sea

it's a no brainer

it can't be plainer

don't know why we here

din' do this earlier

He is a gone-a

Throw mister Jonah

INTO THE SEA!

(all scream)

*SPLASH*

Song 5 - Kiss the Girl

I love parodying Disney tunes. It's quite a challenge.

There you see it
sitting on the window sill
it's sitting in the room until
there's so much aroma
and you cannot wait
you gonna get your plate
you wanna eat the pie.

Yes you want it
look at you, you know you do
you want more than a slice or two
it is that delicious.
it's still piping hot
go on, take your shot
go on and eat the pie.

Sha-la-la-la-la-la
it's a dream
you get some cold ice cream
and you just eat the pie
Sha-la-la-la-la-la
that was nice
go get another slice
and you enjoy the pie.

Now you've had it
and you feeling satisfied
and you feeling good inside
that was quite amazing.
but you're not quite done
you want another one
you can't resist the pie

Oh
Sha-la-la-la-la-la
take a break
you'll get a stomach ache
if you eat some more pie
Sha-la-la-la-la-la
that's enough
you've had your share of stuff
you've had enough of pie.

Sha-la-la-la-la-la
don't despair
it won't go anywhere
it's just a piece of pie
Sha-la-la-la-la-la
that's the deal
keep it for your next meal
then you'll enjoy your pie.

So now you save the pie
tomorrow have the pie.
Slowly enjoy the pie.
You know you love the pie....

Song 4 - L.O.V.E

L is for this lovely food we eat

A is for amazing cuts of meat

M is for the many, recipes you carry

B is also for the bones that can be boiled some more and

Lamb is perfect for a meal for two

Lamb is also great in irish stew

Soups are great with lamb meat

as with noodles, it's a real treat

Lamb, goes great with anything!

Lamb, goes great with anything!

Song 3 - Everything

It's Buble time.

I'm a mastermind, I'm intelligent so

there's my getaway plan, I am good to go.

It's a perfect heist, I cannot be stopped

but then everything just flopped.

I was in the bank, and I got the cash

And I was ready to make my escape back to my stash

I did not expect, this real twist of fate

cause this new hitch, I did not calculate.

Cause then came Superman, and then he crushed my hand

It hurt like hell, it was a fail

he looked at me, and then he hauled my ass to jail.

I did not stay down, I planned my escape

I just can't bear to, be stuck in this shape

so my master plan, just like Prison Break

will get me out of here make no mistake.

Once I get outside, I'll be free at last

my accomplice has a van outside to leave real fast

so by the time they know that I've disappeared,

Mexico's north border I'd have cleared.

But then came Superman, and then he smashed our van

So back to jail, back in my cell,

it is no use, I can't escape, oh what the hell.

so la la la la la la la

so la la la la la la la

I hate you superman, I'll kill you when I can

I'll have revenge, eventually

It might take months, it might take years, so just you see!

The day has come - where I have become

your arch enemy.

So bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha

Bwa ha ha ha ha... HA HA HA HA HA HA!

Song 2 - Jalur Gemilang

Time for some Malaysian related parodies.

Well everybody thinks they know this song

but when they sing it they get it all wrong

on Merdeka day, we'll sing anyway

even though all of us don't know what to say.

That doesn't stop us from trying to sing

it's clear to all that we don't know a thing

so we just make it up, or we just shut up

and we'll wait for the chorus to come up.

But until then we will try to hum along

and make it seem like we know the song

until the part we can shout as one

come on join in, it's a lot of fun!

JALUR GEMILANG - are the only words we know

JALUR GEMILANG - back to silence we will go

sing la la la, or bla bla bla

just fill it up and wait for the next line.

JALUR GEMILANG - look how confident we roar

JALUR GEMILANG - oh, no, wait not anymore

so that's for you, we know it's true

just sing those two words and you will be fine.

(repeat)

We will be fine

as long as we,

we know the line -

'JALUR GEMILANG'

Song 1 - Jack's Lament

Welcome to lyric parodies. This website will showcase all sorts of tunes with alternative lyrics. Feel free to sing them with the originals!

First up, Jack's Lament from the Nightmare before Christmas.

There are few who deny

at what we do we are the best

just call Jack's Plumbing Services and see.

We clear blocks in the day

and fix blocks in the night

And we only charge a minimal fee.

We work twenty four seven

every day of the year

And we don't even take a Christmas break!

For we do understand

you might need a hand

just in case that on that day there springs a leak.

And block after block

we remove them all

and we're at your door

with a single call

And I, JACK

the plumbing king

will guarantee we'll fix everything.

Oh call us now for special rates

for any job between these dates

Our service runs around the clock

for any leak, repair or block.

I am skilled with the wrench and the tools on the bench

and so are all the workers in my crew

We are chiefs of equipment, specialists with alignment

rest assured a perfect job we'll always do.

And since there is a need to be skilled as with speed

to prevent continued complications

our plumbing fixes are the quickest by far

we'll exceed all of your expectations.

So don't fear, the plumbing crew is here

with the very top of the men on the job

we'll be there in a flash, you can count on us all day

we'll fix it all up and be on our way.

Oh discount rates available now

with prices that will make you 'wow!'

We guarantee the best of the best

as long as you call J-P-S.